So Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail. 'Bout FUCKING TIME!!

What do you think would happen to me, being an average person AND a male if I were to repeatedly thumb my nose at court orders? My guess is that I'd be playing dominos and surrounded by walls and barbed wire with my black boyfriend named LaThomas and silently farting out my mangina.

The carpet-munching bitch cried in court, saying that if she knew how serious her probation violation was..if someone had just taken her aside and explained that she was doing something wrong, that she never would have went to Morocco or Majorca or wherever-the-fuck and partied in front of paparazzi.

Really? REALLY!! That stupid cunt expects us to believe that she takes her probation seriously?

Hey Lindsay, you coke-tooting, ankle-bracelet-wearing, lez-licking piece of addict waster-of-other-humans' oxygen shit...

When a JUDGE gives you an ORDER in a COURT of fucking LAW... He means it.

Did that clarify things?

Oh yeah, and BTW...on a totally unrelated note; how come there are so few dogs named Kevin? Just asking.