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Looking good Shylilazn!

Here is me after Phylisio's blow job.

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Good Job buddy! You finally did it.
He says and I quote " I feel like I always wanted to feel deep down inside me". "Your website is the all time best and made me the the success I am today, just look at me!".

If that doesn't sell you than this story sure will. Everyone meet Frogbob.

This is before joining my fabulous successful site. Lets see how he is doing now.

Good God. He has got a sword and a bag of gold for christs sake!

Now we all know Rin is Godless soul who wears only panties. I think she just needed a boost in her life and it definitely wasn't going to God or anything of that nature.

Jesus Christ! Rin put on some snow pants. We are having a cold snap and you may catch pneumonia.

Close enough, Rin. Yeah I am pretty sure Rin is a satanic overlord from Romania.
 
Next up, the man we all know but don't really believe in, Jesus Christ.

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What the fuck! Not again, Jesus. Some people or sons of Gods just won't be able to succeed with out the help from me and my success team. Don't you worry Jesus's dad has a lot of loot and power and he will surely pay my outrageous fees.

In conclusion, I am committed to make everyone succeed even Hardasnails and Conflict1. I know your thinking, "Hiesenburg, I think they both have down syndrome and therefore will only succeed to about the 2nd grade level". I appreciate your concern and I am not scared to take on such a task. Sure it will take a lot of Play-doh and macaroni art but I am committed.