I HANDED THE COURT PAPERS TO WALLBOY AND HE TORE THEM UP INTO CONFETTI.  "THERE, NOW WE CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS."  HE SAID.  WALLBOY EXPLAINED HE BOUGHT THE NEW LAMBORGHINI WITH ALL THE BAILOUT MONEY HE RECEIVED FROM OBAMA (GUESS HIS BESTIALITY  PORN COMPANY WASN'T DOING SO WELL) AND  PUT HEAVY DUTY SHOCK ABSORBERS IN SO IT WOULDN'T FALL APART UNDER MY WEIGHT.  I WAS TOLD THAT EVEN THOUGH THE CAR WAS NOW MADE FOR HEAVY LOADS, I SHOULD SKIP DINNER  JUST TO BE SURE I DIDN'T EXCEED THE WEIGHT LIMIT.  NORMALLY SUCH AN IDEA WOULD BE UNTHINKABLE, BUT MY LITTLE CHICKEN WING'S LIFE HUNG IN THE BALANCE;  FOR HER I WOULD GO ON A HUNGER STRIKE FOR 10 WHOLE HOURS!

AS WE WERE DRIVING TO THE NORTH END OF TOWN, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PASS OUT FROM NOT EATING FOR ALMOST 45 MIN, BUT THE SMELLS FROM HOT DOG STANDS, KFCS AND MCDONALDS WAFTING UP MY NOSE KEPT ME CONSCIOUS.   AS WE PULLED INTO THE PARKING LOT OF THE CHINESE RESTAURANT, I SAW MY  POSSESSED FAT GUY SCOOTER WAITING FOR US.  "FOLLOW ME."  HE SAID IN A HUMBLE AS FUCK TONE.

HE LEAD US AROUND TO THE BACK OF THE BUILDING WHERE TYAEDA WAS TIED TO A TREE AND GAGGED.  I JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR TO FREE HER WHILE WALLBOY TRANSFERED LORD_INFAMOUS' SOUL TO THE LAMBORGHINI WITH A SET OF JUMPER CABLES.  AS I GOT CLOSER TO MY LITTLE CREAM PUFF, SHE STARTED TO SQUIRM AROUND FRANTICLY TRYING TO SCREAM THROUGH THE GAG. "IT'S OK I'M HERE NOW.  EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT." I SAID TRYING TO CALM HER DOWN.  I REMOVED THE GAG FROM HER MOUTH AND SHE SCREAMED "GET OUT OF HERE IT'S A TRAP!"  I TURNED AROUND TO SEE WALLBOY POINTING A GUN AT ME STANDING BESIDE THE NEW AND IMPROVED LORD_INFAMOUS.  I QUICKLY UNTIED TYAEDA,  AND TOLD HER TO GET HELP.  AS SHE RAN TO MY FAT GUY SCOOTER AND TORE OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, LORD_INFAMOUS SCREAMED "STOP HER YOU LIBERAL FAGGOT!"  "LET HER GO", REPLIED WALLBOY, "THIS FAT FUCKIN TUB OF GOO IS WHAT WE CAME FOR!"

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?  WE HAD A DEAL WALLBOY!"  I SCREAMED "THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES I HAD TO SPONGE BATHE YOU, CLEAN OUT YOUR BELLY BUTTON, AND WIPE THAT GRAND CANYON FULL OF CLING-ONS YOU CALL AN ASS!"  SAID A PISSED WALLBOY.  "SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHOOT ME?" I ASKED "THAT FUCKIN PEA SHOOTER WONT PENETRATE MY FLESH AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT!"  "WE DON;T HAVE TO SHOOT YOU" SAID LORD_INFAMOUS "YOU HAVEN'T EATEN IN ALMOST 2 HOURS NOW.  YOU MUST BE FEELING FAINT"  THEY WERE RIGHT.  SUDDENLY MY VISION STARTED TO BLUR AND I FELL TO THE PAVEMENT CAUSING EVERY CAR ALARM WITHIN HALF A MILE TO GO OFF.

*SLAP* "WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCK!"  I AWOKE HANDCUFFED TO A PIPE IN AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE FULL OF DVDS WITH SUCH LABELS AS WALLBOY SHAGS A SHEEP, WALLBOY CUMS ON A CAMEL, AND WALLBOY BUSTS A NUT ON A SQUIRREL.   WALLBOY WALKED OVER TO A TV AND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GONNA MAKE ME WATCH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF HIS MOVIES.  I BEGGED HIM TO JUST PUT A BULLET BETWEEN MY EYES, BUT HE SAID HE WANTED ME  TO SUFFER BEFORE HE PUT ME TO DEATH.  LORD_INFAMOUS WAS PARKED BESIDE ME TO WATCH EVERY SECOND OF MY AGONY. 

I PRAYED THAT SOME HOW, TYAEDA WOULD BE ABLE TO FIND ME...WHERE EVER THESE 2 HAVE TAKEN ME...