What curious teen hasn’t picked up a copy of a Pink Floyd album or the Heavy Metal movies and thought, “I wonder what it would be like to enjoy this?” Curious teens can wonder no more because the Fatal Vision company (best known for its DUI goggles, which warn of the dangers of driving under the influence of alcohol) has recently released the groundbreaking marijuana glasses. The marijuana glasses are similar to the DUI goggles, except that they are tinted green, because Marijuana is green, and apparently, by proxy makes everything you look at under its influence appear green.

One can only speculate as to how awesome the world gets when someone who is actually high on marijuana puts these glasses on and is instantly blasted into deep space by the intense effects of actual and simulated marijuana blended into one magical experience. I can’t help but imagine that the experience is along these lines:

These glasses seem cool and all, but if curious teens want to know what the effects of casual marijuana use are really like, it would probably be more efficient to just ask your bus driver.