Dear Little Ignorant Canuck,

I read your blog the other day and I tried to ignore it.  I really did, but something about the content and the complete lack of intelligence forced me to temporarily come back to the blogosphere and write a reply.  I wanted to keep my reply short and sweet, but after reading through your delightful rant numerous times I found myself looking for an ice pick ready to ram it through my thick greedy American skull.  You see I have this condition that no amount of health insurance can cure.  You see, when I see or hear something that I find to be completely ludicrous or if I read material submitted by an individual who knows nothing about anything, I have this overwhelming desire to end my life with an ice pick.  Lucky for me I live in Arizona and there are not too many ice picks around.  But, I digress.

Anyway my naïve little Canuck I was very interested in the two examples you gave which completely laid out all of the differences between health care in the United States of Corporate Greed and Selfishness and the Great White North of Heavenly Bliss and Utopia.  By the time I was done reading about the Smiths and McDonalds I was so distraught that I curled up into a fetal position, sucked my thumb and repeatedly cried out to my mommy.  Oh the tragedy of it all!  I havent had a decent nights sleep for almost two days now.  But, do not despair; my Cadillac insurance allowed me to immediately see my doctor, who quickly referred me to a psychiatrist, who then prescribed me a whole boatload of psyche meds and now I am able to properly function again.  I have to tell you it was an incredible experience.  Within a span of three hours I saw two doctors and I was able to pick up legal narcotics and by the end of the day.  Then I sold half of my meds on the street and saved the other half for a rainy day.  Not only was I able to take advantage of our great health care system, that I pay for with my own hard earned money, I was also able to make a little money on the side by selling part of my prescriptions.  Hooray for capitalism and me!

But, alas you are right.  Our health care system is terrible.  I mean I would much rather wait, oh I dont know, six months to see a doctor for a medical condition only to be turned down for treatment because the government doesnt have enough money or if they do have enough money I would most likely be sent to the United States of Greed and Selfishness to be treated, because well to be brutally honest, The United States of War Mongering Thugs has the best doctors and health care system in the world.  It hurts me to say it, but sometimes the truth hurts.  No system is perfect, but down here in the Land of Corporate Pigs, the majority of hard working Americans who earn their keep and make their own success stories LIKE their private insurance and resent government intrusion.  Because, you see my little Canadian cherub, we have this funny little piece of paper called the "Constitution."  Now I put the word "Constitution" in quotes to make sure you understand it is a very very important document.  Im sure you already know this; I mean your blog really showed how intelligent you really are and you seem to have a firm grasp of our way of life down here in the Untied States of Rapists and Murderers.

Well, before I go I want to leave you with a little unasked for advice.  Before you write about the terrible US health care system and before you spout off about the mentality of the American people and big business, do your homework and educate yourself; when I say educate yourself Im not talking about learning from your capitalist hating liberal teachers or college professors or whomever teaches you this worthless propaganda about America.  What I mean to say is until you stop breast-feeding and can pull your lips away from your mothers teat, go out into the real world and learn a few things and see the world for what it is before you open your worthless Canuck pie hole.

With love.

Your BFF,

Rollo9