From a funny email I got long ago. For those who never saw it, start studying...

*Cheese* --  Maria likes me, but cheese too fat for me!

*Mushroom* -- When all my family get in the car, there's not  mushroom.

*Shoulder* -- My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to

read so I shoulder.

*  Texas * -- My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm

at!

*Herpes* -- Me and my fren ordered  pizza. I got my piece and she got

herpes.

*July* -- Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me!  Julyer!

*Chicken* -- My wife wants me to go to the store with her but chicken go

herself.

*Wheelchair* -- We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry,

wheelchair.

*Harassment* -- My wife caught me in  bed with another women and I told her,

honey, harassment nothing to  me.

*Bishop* -- My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.

*Body Wash * -- I want to go out but no body wash my kids.