While she wasn't the first and certainly won't be the last Fox News and Friends Guest with Dick on her Breath, Monica Lewinski has made more money off a Hummer than General Motors! I thought she choked anyway... She's still around. Lust like British Petroleum, she's known to have made huge profits for engineering a toxic spill; she's a homely, horny, 30 something now, with stringy brunette hair. A full figured Fugly girl that just will not stay, Forgotten. Why? Why then do we still see her dragged out across the Fox News and Yahoo News stages, aging like David Lee Roth. Do we really need yet another compelling look at her aging-like-Milk face? Any real man applauds Bill Clinton for his choice in humidors for his Cigars anyway... right? Which reminds me, be careful with fireworks this 4Th of JULY weekend or you'll get burned like Bill Clinton.
Our Founding Father's dedicated their Lives, their Liberty and Their Last Full Measures of Devotion so we can Set Ourselves on FIRE! During a drought, at the height of Summer!
Last thought for now... Monica Lewinski, Pizza and a Blow Job; because it's good to be the President of the United States! Happy 4Th of JULY and be careful with fireworks!