Chance: You married the town tramp. Go back to the courthouse and file for divorce.

Chance: You pulled out too late. Pay $12,000 in child support.

Community Chest: You voted for a liberal democrat. Give 45% of your earnings to the government.

Community Chest: You slept with the boss's daughter. You were caught. You lost all your money.  Return to Go.  

Chance:  She's 17.  In two months.  Go to directly to Jail.

Chance: You left your 3-year-old in the car.  For 4 hours.  In July.  In New Mexico.  Go directly to Jail.

Community Chest: Someone had a cell-phone camera at the Bachleor Party.  Buy her a diamond.  $2,500.

Chance:  You landed on MLK Blvd.  Give me what's in your wallet.  NOW, MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Community Chest:  Your assitant knows about the girl in Rancho.  She get's a pay raise of $1500/month.

Community Chest.  The girl in Rancho knows about the assitant.  She get's a new Lexus. $800/mo.

Community Chest.  The girl in Rancho also knows about the guy in Mexico.  She get's a new place in Hacienda Heights.  $4800/mo.

Chance:  You vow never to drink tequilla again.  You save $100.

Community Chest:  You're speeding away from Tijuana by 3 mph.  You lose $100. 

Chance:  You tell creepingjennie she's hot and you wish you could give her e-babies.  You get banned for life.  Go directly to Pennsylvania R.R. and lie down.

Chance:  You send Angie111 a picture of your penis...

...He sends you his.  Go back 8 spaces.  Quick!

Chance:  She had 8 apple martini's and it sounded like she said yes, but you're not real sure.  Go directly to jail.

Community Chest:  You see DirtySanchez coming out of Le Boner Bar on D St.  Collect $10,000 to not say a word.  (Sorry Dirty.  You were short a $100 bill.)

Chance:  You make a joke about watermellons and chicken.  You get banned.  Go directly to Jail.

Chance:  You find a $100 bill in your pocket and don't know where it came from.  You keep it!