SO I WAS SITTING IN THE PARK AGAIN REMINISCING ABOUT MY DINNER WITH HERKIMERHESS (WHO ISN'T TELLING THE WHOLE STORY, BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER BLOG) WHEN WHO SHOULD WALK PAST ME?  FUCKIN  WALLBOY!  TAKING SOME ADVICE FROM DREAD08 (BTW, THANKS BRUH!) I ADDED A NOS TO MY FAT GUY SCOOTER, BRINGING THE TOP SPEED FROM 3.5 TO 3.7 MPH!  THAT EXTRA SPEED WAS WELL WORTH FIVE GRAND!

I STARTED UP MY FAT GUY SCOOTER AND WAS OFF QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY WELLEY WELLEY WELL!  WALLBOY TURNED AROUND TO SEE ME BARRELING TOAWRD HIS SKINNY ASS RAN UP A GENTLE SLOPE IN THE HOPES OF EVADING ME, BUT HE DIDN'T REALIZE HAD HAD THE NOS!  I HIT THE RED BUTTON AND TOOK OFF LIKE A SHOT!  BEFORE I KNEW IT, WALLBOY WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.  I THOUGHT HE GOT AWAY AGAIN, WHEN I HEARD A MUFFLED VOICE COMMING FROM MY FOLDS.  "LEMME OUT IT STINKS IN HERE!" PLEADED A HELPLESS WALLBOY.  I HAD HIM NOW!  BUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIM.....LOCK HIM IN MY BATHROOM AFTER I TOOK A MONSTER SHIT...MABEY SIT ON HIM AND UNLEASH SOME DEADLY ASS GAS.....THATS WHEN IT HIT ME;  I'LL SUE THE BASTARD!

I TOOK WALLBOY TO COURT FOR $50 MILLION ($2.50 FOR THE SLICE OF PIZZA AND $49,999,997.50 FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING)  THE JUDGE LOOKED OVER THE CASE, HEARD BOTH OUR STORIES AND SAID "I RULE IN FAVOR OF JABBA THE HUTT -I MEAN- LARD_INFAMOUS IN THE AMOUNT OF $50 MILLION"  "BUT YOUR HONOUR", WHINED WALLBOY, "I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH!"  SO THE JUDGE SENTENCED HIM TO BE MY BUTLER UNTIL THE DEBT IS PAID IN FULL.

SO THAT'S MY EPIC TALE.  NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, MY BUTLER IS MAKING MY 2ND BRUNCH AND I'M HUNGRY AS FUCK!  AFTERWARDS, I'LL GET HIM TO WIPE MY FOLDS CLEAN AND GIVE ME A SPONGE BATH.

AND REMEMBER: DON'T STEAL MY FOOD OR YOU WLL PAY!!!!!!!