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My Weekend

Hey everyone!

Sorry I couldn't blog this weekend, I was so busy! I'll have to keep this short, too, so I can stop at Walgreens to get my hemorrhoid cream before I work (otherwise I spend the whole shift scratching my slightly prolapsed asshole, lol!)

So Friday night I DJed with my friend at a Goth / Industrial Club. It was pretty fun. We played some VNV Nation, some KMFDM, a little Infected Mushroom to mix things up. It wasn't very busy because it was snowing, but I met a guy named Mike who wore a gas mask most of the night. I thought it was really hot! Before I left, Mike came up into the DJ booth, took off the canister on the gas mask and gave me a blowjob through the hole. It was pretty cool, but I guess it took him a while to get all the sperm stains out of the antique rubber. Later on, back at my place, I got really drunk and threw up all over him. He got mad and left. I haven't heard from him since. I hope he calls me back soon!

Saturday was kind of depressing -- I had to go to a funeral for my sister's still born child. It was weird because I didn't even know it, I guess none of us did. My sister cried the whole time but I just didn't care. That's what she gets for being pregnant at 14.�Maybe I was predisposed thinking about Mike. I don't know. On the way out my friend, the one who got her pregnant,�and I wrecked the bathroom at the funeral home. That cheered me up. That night we got drunk and drove around for a while but I ran out of gas so we went home and watched A Scanner Darkly.

Sunday I worked for a little while in the morning, but my asshole really itched. I totally forgot to get cream before work. IT SUCKED! No one left me any tips, and a few customers walked out. I guess they were really mad and thought the food had my shit all over it (well, maybe some of it did haha!). My manager said that if I don't fix the problem he would have to fire me, but I gave him a blowjob, and then he apologized because�my hemorrhoids were mostly his fault. I told him to put on more lube! So that's why I really have to stop and get the cream tonight. Well, if I get a chance I'll blog a little bit when I get back, otherwise: hopefully I talk to you all soon!

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Bye everyone!

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