From Houston, TX:
N.A.S.A. Scientists have accidently discovered what they call "Solar magnetic flux" Which is the reason why modern solar generators need a zener Diode to protect the lampshades from releasing  the natural flame broiled pork that waters your lawn if you shove cucumbers in its cheese footsie, a great "team" involves a grade A paddle donkey on a sailboat sawyer, dont land on the ballons they have salmonella, use a footrest...
and then nasa changed thier name to "nashhhaaaaaa."