This is something new to me. I went back to work yesterday and my left nipple was burning every time my cell phone would  rub against it. So I transferred the phone to the opposite pocket. Now my pencil was irritating my nipple, so I put my pencil in the opposite pocket. A couple of hours later, my right nipple was irritated. I opened my shirt and my nipples were all stiff and red.

What the hell is this? How can I work and operate a business with my mini office out of order? Please help me. I was thinking I could tape Dixie cups over them, but my customers might think I'm sexually depraved. If some of the ladies out there have dealt with this please help!

Titillatingly Yours,
Letemdangle.