Hmmm... well, I was pretty busy today, but before I retired, I thought I should at least write something.  The problem is, what do I write for the amoeba-minded eBaum's World crowd?  Do I tell them about the Earth Day Brasil event I'm working on with Musicians and Fine Artists for World Peace?  Nah, they don't appreciate things like that.  It seems all they really appreciate is racist slurs and tales of promiscuous sex.  So, what to do?  Should I give them what they want?  Nah.  Why chum the waters and help to decrease their ignorance?  Should I waste my time posting information about the event?  What for?  They're likely to 1 star it quicker than striped lizards on hot asphalt.  After all, peace and environmental responsibility go against their war profiteering efforts.  So, what to write?  Hmmm... I guess it doesn't matter much as long as I write enough to reach the minimum character limit.

I guess I could tell you about the girlfriend who wanted to have an orgy for world peace.  She was a little out there.  She totally missed the point of the idea for a nude protest to represent people being stripped of their rights even after I showed her the video of John and Yoko's Bed In...



...and showed her some links to the nude plays that people put on as protests in the 60s.  I had in mind something more like the nude scene in "Hair."




She was a bit of a freak, though.  Fun, but freaky.  She always had to take things farther than they were meant to be taken.  Anyway, since she blasted out something about an orgy for peace out on the Internet, I decided to scrap the whole idea.