IF YOU DONT WANNA READ SOME RANDOM TALK OR ABOUT MY NIGHT LAST NIGHT THEN GTFO.......THIS ISNT FER YOU.....:D ITS JUST MOSTLY ABOUT MY 12:01 PARTY LAST NIGHT AND HOW IT WENT DOWN

im pretty hapy :D i just got up and im pretty tired still. at 12:01 am this morning i started killing a fifth of Jose Quervo. ended up drinking the whole thing. wasnt even mine but after i just chugged it steven "my friend who owned the bottle" was like fuck it take it for yer b day. and announced to the whole party that it was my b day. was pretty cool cuz there were atleast 150 ppl there. a few great looking girls, like damn.

so like an hour later i was feeling pretty good and somewhat tipsy everyone that had booze just kept giving it to me insisting to drink for my b day....although i didnt drink to much more after a fifth to myself"not that i couldnt" i just decided to hang out with everyone. other than that the party sucked for me i just sat in some fold out lawn chair with some random girl who actually to my suprise looks really really damn good.

i dont ever run by a girl like that who party's with me and gets shitty with me and then hangs with me and doesnt go be a party whore. after like 6 lap dances i got bored with her lol i was just getting hot with her sitting on me. i purposely flipped the chair backwards and something semi good happened lol "she had pants on" but her cooch just fell right on my face. i was laying on my back and she was sitting on my chest and it was like bam.....right there.

random weird part i pulled her closer and just kissed the area. she called me a horny drunk bastard :D but then she just had to say "but i liked it"

...............wtf am i gonna say so that. "want some more?!?!?!?!?!" sure so i did and well we ALMOST did.....gayest thing ever is that i went to her car and she got completely butt ass naked and got on top of me.....im still fully clothed and wasnt even ready for waht was coming next. she started kissing me and her fucking drunk ass sister opens the door and is like hey Turk how are you????have you seen my si.....b4 she finished the sentence she flips out cuz well her sister is butt ass naked in my lap. im guessing she wasnt looking as she was asking me where her sister is but then looked up and seen. OFC she was like plastered so i dunno really.

ended up i didnt get laid cuz her sister ruined it and she was like ims cared someones gonna catch us now. she was like i dont wanna be right in the middle this with you and have to stop.....im over in the other side of the car thinking wtf do you call this shit?!?!?!?!!?!? o well i guess shit happens i got her number and went home after that cuz i was kinda like FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK IT.

my night ended with a blue mountian dew revolution....and a few tewuila burps which were fucking sick.