Have you ever bumped into a girl that you tried to date in high school? She was the stuff of your wet dreams back then. Just a whiff of her bubble gum perfume wafting down the halls gave you wood. She was the one that got away, the one you never scored and now after all these years, she's in front of you giving you the signal she's interested. Sure she's put on a few pounds, has had a kid or two, but hey, she was hot 20 years ago and your 20 year old self is begging you to tap that ass. Only you know it's never ever going to be as good as your fantasy. Reality is a buzzkill, her cottage cheese ass has dropped 12 inches from its original height. Same goes for her tits. So what do you do? Do you go for it?