if i had three wishes...one would be to be a guy for a day...i would jack off the first 4 hours, get a hooker for the next 2, jack off some more, go buy a gallon of cheap vodka then find a lady hobo to suck my dick in exchange for it, jack off some more, prolly try to put my weener in some sort of melon for a bit, then i would do the creepy weener tuck in the mirror to see what thats all about, jack off again and if theres anytime left after that i would volunteer to dog-sit for my mom then go buy some peanut butter. it would be a fucking awesome day...