True Story:

We were in a bus in mexico last summer. There were no bathrooms for miles and this old guy beside me had to go really bad. We finally reached a bathroom after an hour. The man was sweating. He was too scared to get out of the bus because he thought he might piss himself. So everyone in the bus gets out to use the bathroom and he takes his time. When our groop got back we saw that the old man was on the ground and the bus driver was telling us to call an ambulance. The man was ok, but it turned out that he pissed himself while he was trying to step of the bus. He slipped in his own puddle and ended up falling to the ground. It was a memorable moment.