Picking up women -the much much better version
Hakik
Published
01/24/2015
Picking up women:
Step 1:
Don't be autistic. If you are, forget about anything else, and focus just on step 5.
Step 2:
Start with a nice symmetric face.
NO:
YES:
Step 3:
Be bold, famous, mature, with experience. Chicks are gonna be all over that.
Basically be like me.
Make it on ebaums, and you'll get all the pussy.
Step 4:
Use tinder. Women are loose on there.
Step 5:
If somehow you are still failing, try money, foreign chicks, fat chicks, and mix a little alcohol in there.
Step 6:
If you're still failing, just get a hooker already.
Step 1:
Don't be autistic. If you are, forget about anything else, and focus just on step 5.
Step 2:
Start with a nice symmetric face.
NO:
YES:
Step 3:
Be bold, famous, mature, with experience. Chicks are gonna be all over that.
Basically be like me.
Make it on ebaums, and you'll get all the pussy.
Step 4:
Use tinder. Women are loose on there.
Step 5:
If somehow you are still failing, try money, foreign chicks, fat chicks, and mix a little alcohol in there.
Step 6:
If you're still failing, just get a hooker already.
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