When I was in high school, I once went into a Sam Goody looking for various and sundry bullshit, and when I thanked the sales associate, she chirpily replied, "Cool welcome!" I didn't know whether or not to think that was daft or clever.

My favorite of the Greek gods used to be Hestia because she gives up her place on the pantheon of gods for Dionysus. Seemed like quite a sacrifice to me.

I would support an "adorable incels" hastag.