Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives:

Yesterday, June 16th, 2012 - a date which will live in infamy - the Great group "Group" was suddenly and deliberately attacked by nerds and programmers of the Empire of Baum.

The Group was at peace with that Site, and, at the solicitation of Baum, was still in conversation with its Owners and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Interwebs.

I am sorry to inform you all of the passing of GROUP, may you rest in peace young man.