I heard that guys got a third nipple. And he had a thing for French whores. Male French whores. He invented the Cleveland Steamer, though people often wrongly attribute this to Grover Cleveland.

But everyone knows, Cleveland was too involved in smuggling heroin into the White House to find something like a Cleveland Steamer or the new craze, the Dirty Sanchez, feasible.

Side Note- Incase any of you bloggers are wondering why I have such short blogs, it's because I don't like reading for a long time (meaning 2 minutes or more). That's why my blogs are short and sexy.