So..i was patrolling the site last night. and i noticed like half a dozen drunken comments. and then i got to thinking..damn. the best thing these people have to do on a friday night is get drunk and think up some gay shit to stick on ebaums. then i got to thinkin...shit, im not even drunk and im doin the same damn thing. so im like..where are all these peoples' friends? and THEN im like..i guess i wouldnt mind kickin it with some of these dooshbags.

SOOO....when are we gonna have an ebaum convention? is what i wanna know. wouldnt it be crazy to put a face to the name? even get some of the old timers...then all these drunkies can actually drink with the people theyve been ditching their friends for. and get some socialization while we're at it.