9:00AM-WAKE UP WIPE MY PENIS OFF BECAUSE OF ALL MY WET DREAMS ABOUT STENT THROUGH OUT THE NIGHT.

9:15AM-GO PEE...GET A HARD ON BECAUSE I THINK OF WHAT STENT DID TO ME IN MY WET DREAMS

9:16AM-JERK OFF TO WHAT I AM THINKING ABOUT..WHICH IS STENT

9:17AM-CLEAN UP AFTER A HEARTY JERK WHILE THINKING ABOUT STENT

9:25AM-EAT A BOWL OF OATMEAL AND DRINK A CUP OF ORANGE JUICE WHILE READING THE WALLSTREET JOURNAL.

10:00AM-LOG ONTO EBAUMSWORLD.COM WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF THINKING ABOUT WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY ABOUT STENT IN A BLOG THAT I'VE REPOSTED MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED TIMES AND HOPFULLY PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT ME AS A GOOD GUY AND NOT A LOSER DOUCHE BAG ANYMORE.

10:05AM-POST A BLOG ABOUT STENT ON HOW MUCH I HATE HIM AND HOPE PEOPLE WILL JOIN MY GROUP AND HATE STENT WITH ME, ALL THE WHILE I AM TOUCHING MYSELF THINKING ABOUT STENT AND THINKING THAT I DON'T REALLY HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM AND ICP CAUSE THEY ALL MAKE ME WET MY PANTS.

10:06AM-RUB ANOTHER ONE OFF IN THE BATHROOM THINKING ABOUT STENT AND ICP ON TOP OF ME LIKE A SANDWICH.

10:07AM-CLEAN UP AFTER A HEARTY AND SWEATY MEAT RUB IN THE BATHROOM.

10:10AM-LOG OFF OF EBAUMSWORLD.COM AND CONTINUE TO DO THINGS ONLY DOUCHE BAGS DO FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.