SO 2 NIGHTS AGO I WAS AT THE GYM AND I HAD A WIFEBEATER ON SHOWING MY GANGSTEROUS TATTOOS AND I HAD CUT OUT AN OVAL TO SHOW MY ABS AND THERE WAS THIS 1 FAG STRUGGLING TO BENCH 480LBS FOR ONE REP SO I GET SUPER PISSED AND PUSH HIM OUT FROM THE BENCH AND START PUMPING OUT REPS LIKE BUTTER. THEN I LOOK ACROSS THE GYM AND SEE THEY ARE HAVING A STRONG MAN COMPITETION AND THEY ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO PEOPLE AND A BUNCH OF BITCHES WERE WATCHING THEM DEADLIFT 600LBS ONE REP MAX, SO I GET ON ALL FOURS LIKE A WOLF AND START CRAWLING TOWARDS THEM LIKE IM STALKING MY PREY, THEN I CRAWL BETWEEN THE GUYS LEGS AND INSTANTLY STAND UP, SQUATTING HIM AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND IN PAIN AND I INSTANTLY START DEADLIFTING HIS BAR FOR REPS AND WON THE COMPITETION, SO THEY PUT A CROWN ON ME AND I GET ON ALL FOURS AND START HOWLING LIKE A WOLF "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo AW AW AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo". THE MOST BEATIFUL SUPERMODEL WITH "MISS AMERICA WINNER" TATTED ON HER ARM BENDS OVER AND PUTS HER PUSSY IN MY FACE, SO I STICK MY FINGER IN AND IT WAS NOT THE RIGHT TEMPRATURE SO SINCE I DONT HURT WOMEN I RUN TO MY CAR TO GO HOME AS THE GYM IS IN SILENCE BUT THEN I DECIDE TO REV MY LAMBOS ENGINE TO 8000RPMS AND I DROP THE CLUTCH AND THE GYM GLASS SHATTERS AND I SMASH THOUGH AND CRASH SANDWICHING THE BITCH AGAINST THE WALL KILLING HER INSTANTLY. THEN I LIT UP A CIG LIKE A BADASS AND PEELED OFF HOME AND SLEPT LIKE A BABY.