SO YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE MALL BUYING EVERYTHING WHEN THIS MODEL TYPE BITCH CAME UP AND JUST DROPPED DEAD IN MY PRESENCE. APPARENTLY I AM THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS OR SOME SHIT. YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS PROBABLY ANGER BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOU GIVEN THIS GIFT, TOTALLY NATURAL JUST GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER IF YOUR WATER IS EVEN ON. IN OTHER NEWS I HAD SEX WITH FOUR WOMEN AT ONCE LAST NIGHT WHICH ISNT ANYTHING NEW BUT I FIGURED I SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD INSIDE,  IMAGINE THE APOCOLYPSE JUST HAPPENED AS THE CAMERA FADES IN FROM BLACK AND YOU SEE A MOUNTAIN OF THOUSANDS OF BODIES AND IM JUST STANDING THERE WITH A GRIN ON MY FACE. I JUST DID THAT.