SO SATURDAY WAS MY FRIENDS 24TH BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I HEARD HES BRINING A BUNCH OF PUSSY WITH HIM SO U KNOW I WAS GOING TO GET SOME. SO I PULL UP INTO THE BAR WEARING JUST A TIE WITH NO SHIRT AND THERE WAS A LINE SO I PUSHED EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY AND THE BOUNCER TRIED TO HOLD ME BACK BUT HIS ARMS SNAP IN TO BECAUSE IM SO FUCKING RIPPED THEN I GO UP TO THE ROOF WHERE THE PARTY WAS AND EVERYONE WAS SOBER AS FUCK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY BOTTLE OPENERS, SO I GRAB THE BOTTLES AND STARTED OPENING THEM ON MY ABS AND EVERYONE WANTED TO PLAY A GAME WHERE U POUR ALCOHAL ON MY ABS AND EVERYONE PICS AN AB THEY THIGN THE ALOCHAL WILL FLOW AND WHOEVER GETS IT WIN AND WE PLAYED ALL NIGHT TILL ALL THE BITCHES WERE LITERALLY ALL OVER ME BEGGING ME TO BLESS THEM WITH MY HOLY COCK SO I DECIDED TO GET SOME PUSSY AND WHIP IT OUT AND INSTANTLY ALL THE BITCHES STARTED GOING HAVING SEIZURES BECAUSE THEY WERE CUMMING SO MUCH SO I LET THEM ALL DIE CEPT THE HOTTEST ONE I SHOCKED WITH A DEFRIBULLATOR AND I MADE HE SIGN A CONTRACT THAT IF I FUCK HER SHE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS BECAUSE MY COCK IS SO SHREDDED THAT IT WILL SCRAMBLE HER OVARIES AND SHE SIGNED SO I AM ABOUT TO PUT MY COCK IN HER BUT THEN I GET PISSED THAT CUZ UR PUSSY DRIPPED CUM ON MY TIE SO I GET THE DEFRIBULLATOR AND SHOCK HER TILL SHE PASSES OUT AS THE GUY WHOS BIRTHDAY IT WAS STARTS TO FINGER HER DEAD PUSSY SO I GET DISGUSTED AND GET BACK IN MY LAMBORGUINI AND CRASH IT INTO A HUGE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHILE BODY PARTS FLEW EVERYWHERE THEN I RAN HOME SCREAMING CUZ I WAS SO PISSED THAT THE BIRTHDAY BOY WOULD DO THAT TO A WOMAN.