SO THIS PAST WEEKEND I GOT COURT ORDERED TO TEACH AN AA CLASS BECAUSE I GOT IN A SHOOTOUT, BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE AS FUCK. SO I TAKE MY BRAND NEW HELICOPTER AND PARK ON THE ROOF, GETTING TO THE AA CLASSROOM EARLY AS FUCK JUST TO PROVE HOW MATURE I AM. SO THE STUDENTS GET TO THE CLASS AND THERE WAS THIS 1 ALCOHALIC BITCH THAT WAS HOT AS FUCK, SO I GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TRACE MY ABS THRU MY WHITE SUIT SO ALL THE STUDENTS KNOW WHATS UNDER THERE. THEN I COME BACK OUT AND THEY ARE ALL STARING AT MY SUIT SPEECHLESS IN AWE, SO I ASK THEM TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO THE CLASS. SO THEY ALL START INTRODUCING THEMSELVES WHICH WAS BORING AS SHIT SO I START DOING PUSHUPS WHICH GOT ME SWEATY AS FUCK SO I TOOK MY SUIT OFF DOWN TO MY WIFEBEATER. THEN IT WAS THE HOT BITCHES TURN TO INTRODUCE HERSELF, SO I TELL HER TO WAIT AS I WRITE MY MAX BENCH, DEADLIFT AND SQUATS ON THE BOARD, THEN I TELL HER TO GO ON AND ACT LIKE IM TAKING NOTES ON HER DISORDER LIKE A GANGSTER DOCTOR AND SHE SAYS HOW THERE IS A GUY THAT BEATS HER, SO I TELL HER HOW ITS WRONG AS FUCK TO HIT WOMEN AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS SWEET AND STARTS TRYING TO SUCK MY COCK WHICH PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE YOU CANT JUST REACH FOR A GODS DICK WITHOUTH PERMISSION, SO I JACKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE MOUTH, BREAKING HER JAW INSTANTLY AS I STARTED LAUGHING. SO I SCREAM "CLASS DISMISSED" AS I WHIP OUT MY AK-47 AND START SPRAYIG IT IN THE AIR WHILE LAUGHING AND EVERYONE RANS OUT THE CLASS AS I GO TO THE ROOF AND START UP MY HELICOPTER AND INSTANTLY FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN AND START CHOPPING UP STUDENTS WITH THE BLADES AS THEY FLEE THE BUILDING, AIMING FOR MOSTLY WOMEN. I KILL EVERYONE JUST AS A JUMBO JET PASSES, SO I DRIVE TOWARDS THE JET AND BAIL OUT JUST AS THEY EXPLODE INTO EACHOTHER AND BODY PARTS OF DICKS AND PUSSIES FLY EVERYWHERE  AS I DEPLOY MY PARACHUTE AND GLIDE SAFELY HOME LIKE A STORK LOOKING HUMBLE AS FUCK.