SO LAST NIGHT I WAS AT HOME WRITING THE NEW BIBLE WHEN I GET A KNOCK ON MY DOOR SO I TOOK OFF MY WIFE BEATER TO SHOW MY RIPPED AS FUCK BODY AND GRABBED MY SHOTGUN AND WALK TO THE DOOR AND BLOW A HOLE THRU THE DOOR LIKE A BADASS, THEN I OPEN IT SLOWLY THINKING THERE WILL BE A THUG ASS GANG SHOOTOUT BUT IT WAS JUST SOME OLD FAG AND HIS BABY AND THE BABYS HEAD WAS BLOWN OFF WHICH PISSED ME OFF CUZ IT GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE STEPS TO MY THRONE, SO I KICKED THE CORPSE OUT OF THE WAY AND I RESPECT MY ELDER SO I TOLD THAT OLD MAN TO BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GODLIKE BODY AND HE DID AND KISSED THE GROUND I WALKED ON, SO I LET HIM IN THINKING HE WANTS TO JOIN MY PRIDE OF LIONS AS THE BOTTOM BITCH THEN HE TELLS ME WHAT HE CAME FOR WHICH WAS TO PAY ME 1.5 BILLION DOLLARS TO OPEN A SKI RESORT ON MY ABS CUZ THEY HAVE SUCH DEEP VALLEYS FROM BEING JACKED AS FUCK AND THAT PISSED ME OFF CUZ I DONT SELL MY BODY FOR NOTHING SO SINCE IM HUMBLE AS FUCK, I TOLD THAT OLD FAGGOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE AND EVEN OFFERED HIM FREE GAS FOR HIS TRUCK SINCE I SWEAT STRAIGHT DEISEL AND HE ACCEPTED WHICH GOT ME PISSED CUZ U DONT ACCEPT AN OFFER FROM THIS GOD, SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND CARJACKED A HEARSE AND SHOVED HIS BODY IN A COFFIN WITH HIS DEAD BABBY AND PUT ON A SUIT CUZ IM REPSECTFUL AS FUCK AND DRIVE FULL SPEED THRU A SCHOOL ZONE AND BAIL OUT AS THE CAR SLAMS INTO A SCHOOL AND BLOWS UP KILLING HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN INSTANTLY AS A BUNCH OF HOMELESS BITCHES SAW AND RAN OVER TO GRAB AS MUCH MEAT AS THEY COULD WHICH HUMBLED ME, THEN I WALKED HOME LOOKING LIKE A TRUE GANGSTER DECIPLE THINKING ABOUT THE HOMELESS AS I REJECTED CALLS FROM SUPERMODELS LIKE A BADASS AND GOT IN BED AND SLEPT LIKE A BABY.... AND YOU KNOW THAT IS JUST ME BEING MODEST U FAGS.

* EDIT: ALL YOU FAGS TALK ALOT OF THIS BUT U WOULD BE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE SCARED PUPPY WITH UR TAIL BETWEEN UR LEGS IF U THIS GREAT RIPPED VALLEY IN YOUR FACE BITCH