LAST NIGHT I WAS AT HOME READING THE BIBLE CUZ IM HUMBLE AS FUCK AND I SHOULD BE IN IT WHEN SOME BITCH CALLS MY PHONE, SO I INSTANTLY START BENCHING 975LBS FOR REPS WHILE I ANSWER THE PHONE AND I START GRUNTING SO THE BITCH ON THE LINE KNOWS IM SHROD TO SHIT. IT WAS A SUPERMODEL BITCH NAMED LAUREN AND SHE WAS COMING TO HAVE ME TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ SHE WAS IN LABOR SO I TELL HER TO FUCK OFF. THEN 2 MINUTES LATER SHE KNOCKS ON MY DOOR AND I GET PISSED AS FUCK AND OPEN THE DOOR AND PUNCH HER STRAIGHT IN THE STOMACH AS THE BABY FLYS OUT, SO I TURN PRIMITIVE AS SHIT AND GET ON ALL FOURS LIKE AN ALPHA MALE GRIZZLY BEAR LOOKING DANGEROUS AS FUCK AND START TO SNIFF THE BABY WHILE GRUNTING TO SEE IF IT HAD MY SCENT BUT IT DIDNT, SO I CHUCK IT IN THE AIR AND SKEET SHOOT IT AS IT BLOWS INTO A MILLION PIECES AND SEAGULLS STARTED EATING THE LITTLE PIECES. THE SUPERMODEL BITCH WAS SO IMPRESSED BY MY SKEET SHOOTING SKILLS AND DOMINANCE THAT SHE BENT OVER AND TRIED TO STICK MY SHREDDED COCK IN HER PUSSY JUST AS THE PLACENTA COMES OUT. I GOT SO MAD THAT I GRABBED THE AMBILICAL CORD HANGING OUT HER SLUTGINA AND PULLED IT SO HARD THAT HER ORGANS FLEW OUT AS I WALKED INSIDE WHILE SMOKING AN ILLEGAL CUBAN CIGAR LIKE A BADASS WHILE SEAGULLS DEVOURED HER CORPSE.