SO LAST NIGHT I WAS DRIVING MY SEMI TRUCK HOME FROM THE GYM CUZ I SWEAT DIESEL SO I DRIVE IT TO HELP THE ECONOMY AND I WAS FEELING JACKED AS FUCK WHEN I SEE A GROUP OF PRO ABORTION FAGS GIVING SPEECHES ON STAGE AND BELOW WERE HUNDREDS OF ANTI ABORTION RALLYERS, AND YOU KNOW I FEEL STRONG AS FUCK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE IT SAY "THOU SHALL NOT STEAL", SO I PULL UP LIKE A TRUE GANGSTER DECIPLE  AND STEP OUT AND EVERYONES FACE INSTANTLY TURNED PALE LIKE THEY JUST SAW THE HOLY GHOST CUZ MY BODY WAS LOOKING RIPPED AS FUCK DUE TO ME GOING TO THE GYM SINCE AGE 12. SO I STEP UP ON THE STAGE AND SOMEONE INSTANTLY HANDS ME A MIC AND SOME PORRIDGE CUZ I LOOKED LIKE I HAVE SOME COURAGE AND I INSTANTLY TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND START FLEXING IN BODYBUILDER POSES LIKE A BADASS AND THE CROWD IMMEDIATLY STARTS CHEERING CUZ THEY KNEW MY BODY IS THE EPITOME OF LIFE FLURISHING. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PRO ABORTION FAGS GOT ANGRY AND START GRABBING PREGNANT WOMEN AND START GIVING THEM LIVE ABORTIONS ON STAGE SO I GOT PISSED AS FUCK CUZ I DONT BELIEVE IN HURTING WOMEN OR CHILDREN.  ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL THE WOMEN RUN TO ME TO SAVE THEM AND A FEW TRIED TO JERK ME OFF TOO WHICH PISSED ME OFF CUZ I WAS BUSY AS FUCK, SO I RUN TO THE BACK OF MY SEMI AND SCREAM "PREGNANT WOMEN ONLY" AND I INSTANTLY LEAN  AGAINST THE TRUCK AND THEY USE MY ABS AS A LADDER TO CLIMB UP INSIDE, SO I REV UP THE ENGINE AND SLAM  INTO GEAR AND AND DRIVE FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE STAGE AND BAIL OUT JUST AS THE TRUCK SLAMS INTO THE STAGE AND EXPLODES KILLING EVERYONE INSTANTLY AS IT RAINS DOWN FETUSES AND OVARIES. THEN A BUNCH OF HOMLESS BLACK PEOPLE RAN OVER AND STARTED SCAVANGING FOR PLACENTAS AND FRYING THEM WHICH HUMBLED ME CUZ SOMETHING POSITIVE HAPPANED IN THE END AND I KNEW I DID THE RIGHT THING.

YOU FAGS KNOW THAT SHIT IS HUMBLE AS FUCK AND THATS JUST ME BEING ME BRUH...