ONE OF MY BITCHES CALLED ME UP THIS WEEKEND AND TOLD ME SHE CALLED A RADIO STATION AND WON 2 TICKETS TO THE AUTO SHOW IN DC, AND SHE WANTED ME TO GO WITH HER CUZ IM A TROPHY TO HAVE BY YOUR SIDE. SO I GET THERE AND WAS BEING HUMBLE AS FUCK AND LETTING LITTLE KIDS SIT IN CARS BEFORE ME CUZ THEY KNOW IM SHREDDED TO FUCK AND I CAN GRATE CHEESE ON MY ABS SO THEY GET ALL SCARED WHEN A ALPHA MALE GETS CLOSE TO THEM. SO I TAKE OFF MY JACKET TO SIT INSIDE A ROLLS ROYCE TO SEE IF I WANT TO BUY ONE IF I CAN TURBO IT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A HUGE CROWED FORMS AROUND THE ROLLS THAT IM SITTING IN AND IM BLINDED BY CAMERA FLASHES CUZ THEY ALL WANT TO TAKE PICS OF MY SWOLLED TO SHIT BODY, SO I PUT MY SUNGLASSES ON AND LIT UP A CIG TO CALM ME DOWN, SO I GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH EVERYONE SCREAMING AND LITTLE GIRLS CRYING AND HAND OVER MY VISA BLACK CARD AND BUY THE CAR, THEN I TAKE THE KEYS, ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW WITH MY ARM OUT AND SOME GANGSTER SHIT BLASTING LIKE A BADASS, AND ROLL OUT OF THERE LOOKING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS