SO THE OTHER DAY I PULL UP TO A RONALD MCDONALD CHAIRTY HOUSE IN MY WIFEBEATER WITH ON OVAL CUT OUT TO SHOW MY ABS TATTOOED 1-6 IN CURSIVE ANDI  DECIDED TO DONATE BECAUSE IM HUMBLE AS FUCK AND I GREW UP POOR BUT IM SMART AS FUCK SO IM RICH AS FUCK NOW, BUT MY MONEY IS MINE AND I DONT GIVE IT TO POOR PEOPLE SO I WALK INSIDE AND ALL THE POOR KIDS RUN UP TO ME AND START HUGGING ME AND SHIT, SO I SHOVE THEM ASIDE CUZ I DONT FUCKS WITH KIDS. THEN I GET A DUMPSETER AND SNATCH A POOR KIDS MARKER OUT OF HIS HAND WHILE HE WAS COLORING AND DRAW A DOLLAR SIGN ON IT. THEN I PULL UP A BENCHPRESS AND START PUMPING OUT 975LBS FOR REPS WHILE TRYING TO STAY AWAKE  BECAUSE IT IS SO EASY. WITHIN MINUTES THE PLACE WAS PACKED AND THE DUMPSTER WAS OVERFLOWING WITH MONEY. THEN A LITTLE GIRL RAN UP TO ME AND GAVE ME A PICTURE SHE DREW WITH A HEART ON IT, AND IT WAS SINCE I CONSIDER MY BODY A WORK OF ART, I TAKE ART SERIOUSLY AND HER DRAWING WAS SO BAD I GOT PISSED AS FUCK, BUT I DONT HURT LITTLE KIDS, SO I CRUNCHED IT IN A BALL AND THREW IT OUT HER FACE... FUMING WITH RAGE, I GRAB A MANAKIN OF RONALD MCDONALD AND PUT IT IN THE CONER OF THE BUILDING AGAINST THE WALL AND ALL THE LITTLE KIDS RAN TO IT AND STARTING JUMPING ALL OVER IT CUZ THEY ARE PRESSED ON RONALDS NUTS. THEN I RUN TO LAMBORGUNI OUTSIDE AND REV UP THE ENGINE AND PEEL OUT FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE WALL AND BAIL OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AS MY CAR SMASHED THRU WHERE THE MANAKIN WAS AND KILLS ALL THE POOR KIDS INSTANTLY. THEN I HOP IN A TAXI AND HOLD HIM UP AT GUNPOINT AND FORCE HIM TO DRIVE ME HOME WHERE I SLEPT LIKE A BABY THE REST OF THE NIGHT.