SO THE OTHER DAY I GET ON A PRIVATE PLANE TO ETHEOPIA TO SAVE STARVING NIGGERS AND NIGGER SOWS CUZ IM RICH AND HUMBLE AS FUCK. SO I STEP OFF THE PLANE  WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON SMOKING A CUBAN CIGAR LOOKING LIKE I NEED A SEWING MACHINE CUZ IM SO RIPPED AND ALL THE STARVING ETHEPOIANS JAWS DROPPED AS IF THEY JUST SAW A RABID ASS AFRICAN BEAST, WITH MY RIPPED TO SHIT PECS GLEAMING IN THE HOT AFRICAN SUN NEARLY BLINDING THE BLACKS. SINCE IM SMART AS FUCK I GET A LOUD SPEAKER AND START SPEAKING TO THEM IN A SERIES OF CLICKS AND CLACKS AND TOLD THEM I CAME TO BRING THEM FOOD AS THEY CHEERED AND BEGGED ME TO FUCK THEIR STARVING DAUGHTERS SO I SHOOK MY HEAD IN DISGUST CUZ IM HOLY AS FUCK AND I BELIEVE IN FUCKING AFTER MARRIGE ALTHOUGH IVE FUCKED THOSANDS OF WORLDMODELS AND SUPERMODELS. SO I INSTANTLY OPEN MY CARGO HOLD AND TONS OF RAW ROTTEN MEAT FALL ON THE DIRT AS THE BLACKS START TO CELEBRATE JUMPING OVER FIRES AND FUCKING MONKEYS FOR AIDS AND SHIT. THEN THE STARVING CHILDREN START TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE MEAT TO EAT AND I GET PISSED AS FUCK CUZ ITS AFRICA AND THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT THE ALPHA MALE HEAD OF THE PRIDE GETS TO EAT FIRST SO I GET ON ALL FOURS AND ROAR AS I CHARGE THE CHILDREN AND MAUL THEIR NECKS SUFFOCATING THEM AS I ATE ALL THE MEAT AND THE STARVING  SAVAGES BEGAN LICKING THE DIRT FOR SCRAPS AND EATING THE CORPSES OF THEIR OWN CHILDREN WHICH PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE I DONT BELIEVE IN HARMING HUMANS, SO I OPEN THE PLANES GAS TANK AND BEGAN RUBBING DRIED WOOD ON MY ABS INSTANTLY PRODUCING FIRE JUST AS  THE PLANE EXPLODES KILLING EVERYONE AND BODY PARTS OF DICKS AND PUSSIES FLY EVERYWHERE AS I GALLOPED AWAY INTO THE TALL GRASS LOOKING PRIMITIVE AS FUCK.

THATS JUST ME BEING MODEST CUZ IM GENEROUS AS FUCK AND THATS WHY GOD RESPECTS ME YOU FAGGOTS