SO SUNDAY I DECIDE TO GO TO WALMART TO BUY SOME AMMO BEFORE OBABOONA TAKES ALL GUNS AWAY, SO IM WAITING AT THE GUN CASE FOR SOME DISABLED FAGGOT TO COME AND HELP ME WHEN I SEE A BENCHPRESS IN THE EXERCISE ISLE, SO I LOAD IT UP WITH 975LBS AND START  LAUGHING WHILE PUMPING OUT REPS LIKE BUTTER AS A GROUP OF POOR PEOPLE GATHER AROUND ME IN AWE AND START SNAPPING PICTURES OF MY SHROD TO FUCK BODY ZOOMING IN ON MY ABS. THEN SOME HOT ASS BITCH GETS ON ALL FOURS AND PRESENTS HER PUSSY FOR MY PICKING, SO I SNIFF HER PUSSY LIKE AN ALPHA MALE AND IT WAS PREMIUM AS FUCK BUT I DONT FUCK POOR BITCHES, SO I GET PISSED OFF AND SMASH THE GUN CASE WITH MY LUNCH BOX SIZED FISTS, GRAB A SHOTGUN, STICK IT UNDER A BABIES HEAD AND BLOW ITS SKULL APART THEN I GRAB A FIST FULL OF SHOTGUN SHELLS AND SHOVE IT UP THE BITCHES PUSSY AND JUMP AWAY LIKE A GERNADE JUST AS THE HEAT FROM HER PUSSY DETONATES THE SHELLS AND SHE EXPLODES KILLING EVERYBODY WITHIN 50 FEET OF HER, THEN I RUN TO MY CAR COVERED IN PUSSY, JUMP IN AND LEAN MY SEAT BACK LIKE A BADASS AS I LIGHT UP AN ILLEGAL CUBAN CIGAR LIKE I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT HOME.