Once upon a time I took a computer course.  This is going back to when internet was just getting big. Ebaum's World did not exist Google did not exist and Youtube did not exist.  The two major search engines at the time were Yahoo and Netscape.  The most frustrating game at the time was Ski Free.  God damn monster!  Anyways, I received a letter from an anonymous person saying, Every time I look at you I catch myself day dreaming. Love: your secret admirer. We had several girls in this class and majority of them were hot.  One of them was super nice and funny.  She also had no hands but she was amazing a Ski Free. Anyways I went into terminator mode trying to find out who my secret admirer is.  During the lunch break I was talking to the handless girl.  Also known as Susan.  We  were talking about our day and then I busted out the question.  Are you my secret admirer?  She said No.  I reply with Good it better not be.  Now I didnt mean it like that.  I just said that so then I can eliminate her from the list of suspects in the class.  As the days went on I kept on asking girl after girl wondering who it could be.  When the class finally ended and the course was over I finally found out who it was.  It was Susan the handless girl.  My head transformed into a donkey.  True story I swear. I tried explaining myself to her but I am pretty sure all she heard was, Heee Hawwww!!!!  If she ever comes across this blog and reads it, I want her to know I am truely sorry.