Anyways a few days ago was my kids 13th birthday, I decided it was finally time for him to try his first cigarettes. I made it a surprise and bought him a pack, I took him outside and handed him his first pack of cigarettes and a lighter. His face lit up with joy, I had to teach him a little on how to inhale the smoke but other than that he was a natural. Today was a good day, and don't give me any of that bullshit about lung cancer, every one of my ancestors were heavy smokers and not one got lung cancer, Iron lungs is pretty much in our jeans.