I am going to try and make this as short as possible.  I just need to vent my love/hate relationship with stupid criminals.  I love them, because they give me job security and they are easy to catch.  I hate them, becasue they are a waste of human skin and they serve no practical purpose.  They are like cochroaches.  Why the hell do we need cochroaches?

Anyway, if you are in high shcool and you decide you want to leave your closed campus school during lunch; do not go to your house break in by climbing in through a front window.  You see, neighbors can be very observant and when they see some idiot climbing through the front widow of a house, the neighbor is going to assume you are a burglar.  So, naturally the neighbor is going to call 911 and we the dirty rotten police are going to arrive with a large amount of officers and we are going to have our guns drawn.  So, you can imagine our dissappointment and irritation once we discover you actually broke into your own house only to go into the backyard and smoke some marijuana.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME???  Here we thought we caught a couple of burlgars, but instead we have to bust a couple of knuckle headed juveniles smoking weed.  Normally we would make them throw it out and be done with it, but you pissed us off with your stupidity and worthless extistence!!!  Oh, and do not lie to me and say you were not smoking it and it was not yours.  I could smell it, your eyes were bloodshot, your tongue had a green color and your taste buds were raised and inflamed.  Not to mention you could not keep your balance when I asked you to stand with your legs together and your head tilted back.  And let us not forget the fluttering eyes when you had them closed.  Stupid ass!  "Its not mine officer I wasn't smoking it."  Right and you were not smoking weed and I am leprechaun with a pot of gold for you.  I said "pot of gold" not "pot" so back off dipshit!!!

Just want to laet you fine folks know how your tax dollars are being spent.