You know that guy name Superman? He's a fucking nut! Always yelling about how he can fly and stop bullets. How much PCP did that guy take? Your not the man of steel, your an idiot.

Batman on the other hand, I would not like to meet him in a dark ally. He's always running away in the middle of a conversation because he got distracted by something shinny and running around at all times of the night in a bat costume. I suspect high amounts of speed. 

Green Lantern had one too many blotters. Dude's seeing green lights coming outta his ring and picking shit up? Although that does sound like some fun he's gotta relax on the "crime fighting" before he fries his brain.

Now the Joker is one fucked up dude. Ever since he got into smoking rocks he's been a different guy. Always wobbling and fixing his his hair and face. He's hitting withdrawals hard.

That Riddler is my kinda guy, baked outta his mind. He's so fucked up he doesn't even know what he's talking about, just rambling on.

Im Life and I wanna be a superhero.