The following is a list of ten things celebrities have taught us not to put in out butt.

1. A Light Bulb

2. A Shampoo Bottle

3. A Toy Car

4. A Gerbil

5. Magic Johnson

6. Anything that is plugged in

7. A Banana

8. A Remote Control

9. A Bottle Rocket

10. A G.I. Joe

This is a public service announcement from the Society Of Virgin Asses.

I am ENWILSON and ellimen would probably approve this message.