I had fun with the last one (thanks Blue and Jack!) and I'd love to see the comedic chops on some of you other people. So here's the deal: everyone knows the punch-line "that's what she said!". Give me your best lead-in to that punchline.

Example: "It was way to wet for me to put it away."

               "I guess I could always go through the back door."

               " This thing is too big for me to eat all by myself."

That's all I'm gonna provide. C'mmon folks, give me your best lead-in.

Thanks,

-The Big Bad