If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you

would have $49.00 left. 

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. 

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. 

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank 
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling 
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan 

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon. 

Makes You Proud To Be An American!