Once upon a time I was traveling through the jungle. It was so beautiful.  The sun was shinning the birds were singing and Drew Carey was telling jokes up in a tree.  It was nature at it's finest.  Out of nowhere a gorilla pops out of the bushes with a knife.  I take out my wooden spoon and we had ourselves a fight.  I threw my wooden spoon at the gorilla, but he caught it and broke it.  That was my favourite fighting spoon too.  The gorilla then jumped at me and ripped off my right arm.  It was a good thing I have Cerebral Palsy in that arm so it was not like I needed it anyways.  He ate my right arm and then he developed Cerebral Palsy in his right arm.  TAKE THAT MEDICAL SCIENCE!   The gorilla took out his iPhone and called for back up.  True story I swear.  Not a second sooner a bunch of zebras came out of the tree.  These weren't ordinary zebras these zebras were white with black stripes.  There was no way I can fight them all off.  In the nick of time Drew Carey came down from a tree and said "Don't worry I'll save you!"  He then pulled out a microphone and started doing his comedy act.  The gang of Zebras retreated and the gorilla ran off.  I have once again survived another day in the jungle of Toronto Canada.