Those who know me here, know that for the most part I try to be honest and fair. Yea, I get belligerent and stir shit up from time to time, but the hardcore Ebaumer has a thick skin and can deflect me. I love those guys! If I bother you, well I can't give a shit, not that I do not want to, it's just completely impossible. 


I'm not a genius as some have suggested, but I know certain facts and I can read the tea leaves, otherwise known as a strong intuition. I come to you this night to let you know a universal fact. It is this, "That which does not grows is doomed to die".  In fact, we are all doomed to die, as is every idea, product or future existence.


We can all put off death by growing, but death will always come. In some cases the growth of certain organisms can quicken the death of the host, such as cancers in our own bodies. But this death or perhaps decay is not only organic it is a part of all we know and understand. It is in our streets, our schools, our police, our parents and our understanding of the universe. 


As so, it is here at eBaum's. I have enjoyed this site and made some solid friends, very diverse at times. But, other than the odd lipstick job, there is no growth here. It has gone stagnant. Perhaps on purpose to emphasize comedy?  That theme will be played out to it's natural end and that is OK. Like burying a dead dog.