Listen you morons, this is probably the most important question ever asked. It will apply to you in practical life and will rattle the core of how one lives life. Your answer will single handedly determine the type of lifestyle you live. The question is whether your an innie or an outie.

My belly button is saturated with fat and is covered by mass amounts of hair and lint, therefore i am unable to determine whether, in fact, i'm an innie or and outtie. Also, my mental capabilities are extrememly low, and therefore, i, as an intelligent human cannot determine the circumstances of my belly button.

Anyways if you've read this, then you have wasted precious valuable time (time you could have spent spanking your monkey), and that in fact, makes me happy. Yes, i have taken the time to write this absoultely pointless blog with several gramatical errors as well as bad punctuation, but I, admitedly have no life and therefore i am not negatively effected by this. However, I do agree that I could have used this time to spank my own monkey.

In passing, I will go spank my monkey (use baby oil, its great)

PS: You should touch yourself aswell to celebrate