At one point in time I would have simply pointed at the seemingly endless supply of massive, scale tipping women that seem to dwell on Ebaums world. Yes, yes… I know… it was shallow of me. Who am I to point out that their chubby, potato chip snatching, grease stained fingers greatly resemble the very Italian sausage they so tightly grasp with their sweaty palms, stuffing them into their unforgiving mouths as they chomp away every semi edible substance within arms reach? Who am I to point the finger at their low cut shirts, with their ever expanding baby elephant sized guts exploding out of their stretched to the max clothing? These people are not to be mocked…. They are in fact, to be admired.

 Think about it. How much effort do you put into being relatively skinny? The answer is likely, not much. Now try consuming 50 thousand calories a day spread out over 5 daily meals (excluding snacks of course)? That’s ten thousand calories a meal. THAT my friends is what I like to call dedication, something seriously lacking in society today. Who better to teach future generations about the importance of hard work, self reliance and dedication than a 550 pound woman selflessly slipping her Buick sized ass into a size 6 dress? Who better to show children that anything they dream of CAN become a reality if they so choose? For example, gaining so much weight that you physically cannot even move, yet alone fit through your door frame, leaving you incapacitated and a slave to the fridge, as well as ebaums world… That’s a goal few can reach without taking the short path, and injected liquid fat right into their bloodstream.

And so my friends, I have made this blog to honor our fatty friends… true internet heroes. Please stop by to say a few kind words, and share a story with us about how an obese monstrosity has brightened your day, given you hope, and bought some light into this dark , dark world of ours.