We all come across these types of people in our lifetimes and each time we come face to face with them a quick thought of taking your life runs through your mind. Im talking about the type of people who do not stop fucking talking. The type of guy at work who just lurks around the office building looking for someone to talk to. Your not even sure if he works there because everytime you see him, he's fucking talking. These people go home at night and just start jotting down everything that they can talk about tomorrow when they see someone. That is the only way someone could have so many things to talk about. These people are sick.

There is a guy at my job who takes this to the next level. After changing the entire way i walk around my building so that i avoid him, it seems he's catching on to me. The other day i go to the bathroom and there are 3 urinals. So i find it to be common urinal courtesy to either piss in 1 or 3 this way if someone else comes your not all next to each other. Frankly, i think they should only make urinals 1 and 3 because 99% of guys dont use 2 because its common sense. But the sick fuck at my job will do anything to talk. Im at urinal 3 thinking about my day when i hear the door open. Im pissing so i dont turn around but i feel the body heat getting closer and closer. So close that i think the bastard actually skipped urinal 1 and is at 2. I give the quick eye turn to my right and there he is. Next to me at urinal 2. What the fuck. Then he starts rambling on. Just talking about everything from the yankee game to Herbert Hoover. So im in shock so my piss takes a little longer and he finishes before me. He washes his hands, still talking, and then just stands in the bathroom talking to me as i try to piss.

Talking about it makes me want to throw up. Nobody can say they dont know one of these monster individuals because we all come across them. They try to get you when your in a rush and saying goodbye to them is fucking useless. In order to get away from them you need to basicly say you rape animals or that your mother has just been killed but even then they might offer support or want council you on your animal raping. At the end of it, they leave you wanting to stab them in the throat. And if you think you havent come across one of these chatter box to the extremes, well then, YOU ARE THE FUCKER!!!