Some of you are aware of the situation with the Somali pirates, but I'll sum up for those who aren't. Some Somali pirates have boarded and taken over a freight ship carrying military equipment and weapons, including several dozen russian tanks. The ship has been surrounded by 6 U.S. Destroyers as well as other military ships from other countries. S.E.A.L. teams are standing by. However, the pirates have 21 crew members hostage and are using them as human shields, forcing a standoff.

Well, not anymore. I just heard on the news that there's a Russian destroyer approaching the location... AND THERE'S A FUCKING SPETSNAZ TEAM ON BOARD!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Many of you probably just said "What the fuck is the Spetsnaz?". Some of you may know that the Spetsnaz are a russian special forces unit, similar to our S.E.A.L.s or Green Berets or Force Recon. But those of you who know more than that... those who, like me, know how the Spetsnaz train and some of the stories of things the Spetsnaz have done... those people, like me, are laughing their asses off because we know the pirates are FUCKED.

Seriously, you all know me and who I am. I'm not afraid of a fight, that goes without saying. But I swear to god, if I was one of those pirates and I heard that the fucking Spetsnaz were coming, I'd jump overboard and swim over to one of the American ships with my hands up screaming "SANCTUARY!! POLITICAL ASYLUM!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LET THE SPETSNAZ GET ME!!"

Fucking awesome. I only recently wondered if the Spetsnaz still exist (it's been a while since they've been employed, to my knowledge). And now this. I can't wait to see how this turns out. Those pirates are royally fucked, and I love it.