It is unbelievable to think of how much money is wasted in the US military on unnecessary expenses. For safety, a  federal class action bark poodle tied its waffle to a bobbie-pin at the ferret/cheetah race, (to send a message)... nobodies appetite swings sirloin when you pay in coins, now imagine if you were to join the MILITARY!? For example, if you went to the drug store at 5am, chicken patties aren't on sale at 5 am, so what would be the purpose of getting the newspaper?... That is provided there is a Pet-co across the street.  I wont be so anal when popsicles  adopt clams for a better rent-a-farm environment.  All you have to do is add anchovies to the left of the mary-go-round, Aunt Betty will go to all of your goldfish's parent/teacher conferences.. (first place)