Once upon a time my teacher gave me a project and she paired me up with the class retard.  Isn't  it funny how retards smell like peanut butter?  You could be like on the bus and you would be smelling peanut butter so you think that someone on the bus is having a sandwich but it turns out the person beside you has autism.  It is soooo deceiving.  Anyways I had to go to his house when I finally arrived I find out the son of a bitch is rich too.  His house was huge.  He had a pool with a waterslide.  His house was three stories high.  I was shocked! This was probably because I just so happen to be touching the electric fence that surrounds the house.  After that shocking experience I knock on their door and a beastly looking man named Efrem answers. I then asked "where's the little reta... I mean Cameron?"  Efrem who I assume is the father glares at me and points up the stairs.  Efrem goes and gets a talking clock and a talking candle stick to show me the way to Cameron's room.  True story I swear. Finally I get to Cameron's room and he is on the computer surfing Ebaum's World. No wonder he's retarded.  I turn off the computer and he instantly starts acting like a human being. Our project was to watch three episodes of The West Wing and write a summary on it.  This would had been an easy assignment if the candle stick didn't interrupt with a song about me being a guest in the house.  As cute as it was it got annoying when Cameron offered me tea from a talking kettle.  The kettle went on and on about this tale that is old as time.  This resulted in an argument on how can anything be as old as time.  Wasn't time around forever?  If not who invented it? Doc Brown?  Speaking of time, we wasted time arguing for 16 hours about time.  Anyways we return to work.  We continued to watch The West Wing but then Efrem comes bursting in and yells "I thought I told you to never watch The West Wing!?"  Cameron pleaded with Efrem that it was for school.  Efrem just yelled at me to get out. So I left and end up failing the assignment.  I never want to be paired up with Cameron again.  Now I have a new assignment and I am paired up with a student who barely shows up for class...Fucking Ferris.