it was the end of the world and Zeroenygma had plan
he was to become supreme overlord of the mayan clan
taking their land and all their gold, zeroenygma was going
to fuck all the mayan whores, whipping out his mighty rod,
dressed like a conquistador they thought he was god,

everything was fine, everything was great,

until they found out he was a fake, now with the mayan's all entice,

they decided to make zeroenygma a human sacrifice,

Zeroenygma is now dead, the mayans stuck a pole in his head

but he will forever be know as the first gringo to sit on a mayan throne !